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A Cage Full of Angels (excerpt)
by Andrzej Zimniak translated by Michael Kandel
I hawked a gob in his navel. It takes aim, but I have aim too. Spitting in one's bellybutton is an insult not punishable by law. The insulted party, as a consequence, gains the right to respond physically--i.e., his response also is not punishable by law. No legal code covers the escalation that ensues. A moral code maybe. I've always been careful about such details, and so far it has paid off. Of late I had been visiting a number of colorful, so-so, and totally dead towns in search of the Big Bad Nigger. His fame had preceded him and followed him, but I was in no rush. I knew that sooner or later we would meet and that the meeting would be as amusing as it was of use. Definitely of use to me, possibly to him as well. I had heard much about him. They said he could bang a woman for two days without getting off, kill a dog with two fingers, and remove a punk's head by karate chop with practically no room to swing. Even if only a tenth of that was true, he would make a nice coot. So I find the guy finally in a resort town as bleached as a clam shell, where combed couples walk the boardwalk and available houris pose waiting on the beach. Half the people assembled in the evening at a dive where there were matches. The Big Bad Nigger turned out to be white, with olive skin and a torso glistening with oil. He wore only a studded vest and high boots. Before him a row of beer bottles had been set up; these he sent flying at the delighted crowd with the aid of his gargantuan whang. Obviously getting your beer in midair like that cost more. The guy had a topless stacked chick helping him, to keep him inspired. Ridiculous. "You publicly insult the young lady," I said quietly but loud enough to be heard. "Even for your type that's low." The Big Bad Nigger stopped smiling, or rather, the grimace of a smile froze on his big-jawed boxer's face. His out-of-focus eyes showed the presence of drugs in the blood. Scarcely had I formed the thought that he would be of little value when he grabbed a bottle and hurled it at me. This time normally, by hand. Just before the missile reached me, I bent back, caught the bottle by its bottom, and resumed a vertical position. I popped the cap, took a swallow, and flung the beer away. It bounced along the floor, leaving a trail of foam. "I only need my hands," I said, raising them. They were small. I was in the form then of a slender Slavic youth with a misshapen nose, a nondescript face, and a shock of straw-colored hair. That's when I went and hawked in his navel. The Big Bad Nigger was not entirely without class, however. He didn't sputter or come at me with furious curses. I gave him a little show of my stuff, as a pro forma warning. A touch of sportsmanship doesn't hurt when one has attained a certain level. My opponent now broke into a smile designed to raise goose bumps. It got so quiet in the place, you could hear the beer gurgling from the fallen bottle. With one hand he pushed aside the table that held the bottles, with the other the stool that held the topless stacked chick, who was afraid to move. The guy's whang still poked stubbornly, respectably, from between the tassels of his vest. "Apologize, child, apologize very nicely, and I will spare your life," he said. [...]
Warsaw and Zakopane, March-May 1994
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